What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?